Roger (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} nycroger1972) wrote,@ 2005-02-28 10:56:00 |
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The Oscars
I haven't seen one movie nominated for any major category. Shrek 2 is probably the most critically acclaimed movie I had the pleasure of seeing this past year. So of course, I'm going to watch the Oscars. Randon thoughts…
Political jokes. Wonderful. At least they spared us a Tim & Susan shot.
Catalina Sandino Moreno is FINE. She should wear that dress (or one like it) everyday for the rest of her life. Going grocery shopping, washing the car, whatever…
Morgan Freeman just won an Oscar. I think the words "BOUT FUCKIN TIME" sum up my feelings. (BTW, the fact that Forest Gump beat out Pulp Fiction and The Shawshank Redemption for Best Picture still pisses me off. Gump was certainly a good film and could certainly have won one another year, but it's FAR behind those two.)
If I'm ever a presenter, I'm going to get a copy of what they want me to say and you know… read it. Are these guys really SUCH big stars that they can't take two minutes to read these things beforehand so they don't sound like idiots? (BTW, if I'm ever a presenter/nominee, I'm wearing a simple, single-breasted black tux with a white shirt and a black tie. Seriously, what the hell is Johnny Depp wearing around his neck? Why is Robin Williams wearing a red shirt? Don't these people have mirrors? Or friends who aren't sycophants? I don't understand.)
Scarlett Johansson has no waist. What are her measurements? 32-12-32?
Shouldn't the people nominated for Best Costume be dressed better?
I hadn't thought about Johnny Carson in five years and I still miss him now that he's gone.
Emmy Rossum is cute, but a little weird looking.
When Kate Winslet is just talking and not acting, she sounds like a man.
I'm probably of the few, but I'm taking Penelope Cruz over Selma Hayek.
Hey. Jamie Foxx won. There's a shocker… Speaking of shockers, Clint Eastwood's mom is there. Flashback to 1993… Which would you have bet was more likely, that in 2005 the guy from In Living Color would be beating out Edward Scissorhands and the kid from Growing Pains for a Best Actor Oscar or that Clint's mom would still be alive?
Eminem has an Oscar. That girl from 90210 has two. Martin Scorsese = zero. I think I may win one before him.
I bet this is the last time we'll see Dustin Hoffman and Barbara Streisand hand out an award together.
Chris Rock could have been funnier, but I guess he's hampered by the lack of F-bombs so I'll live. Thank god for tivo. Never would have gotten through this without it.
I haven't seen one movie nominated for any major category. Shrek 2 is probably the most critically acclaimed movie I had the pleasure of seeing this past year. So of course, I'm going to watch the Oscars. Randon thoughts…
Political jokes. Wonderful. At least they spared us a Tim & Susan shot.
Catalina Sandino Moreno is FINE. She should wear that dress (or one like it) everyday for the rest of her life. Going grocery shopping, washing the car, whatever…
Morgan Freeman just won an Oscar. I think the words "BOUT FUCKIN TIME" sum up my feelings. (BTW, the fact that Forest Gump beat out Pulp Fiction and The Shawshank Redemption for Best Picture still pisses me off. Gump was certainly a good film and could certainly have won one another year, but it's FAR behind those two.)
If I'm ever a presenter, I'm going to get a copy of what they want me to say and you know… read it. Are these guys really SUCH big stars that they can't take two minutes to read these things beforehand so they don't sound like idiots? (BTW, if I'm ever a presenter/nominee, I'm wearing a simple, single-breasted black tux with a white shirt and a black tie. Seriously, what the hell is Johnny Depp wearing around his neck? Why is Robin Williams wearing a red shirt? Don't these people have mirrors? Or friends who aren't sycophants? I don't understand.)
Scarlett Johansson has no waist. What are her measurements? 32-12-32?
Shouldn't the people nominated for Best Costume be dressed better?
I hadn't thought about Johnny Carson in five years and I still miss him now that he's gone.
Emmy Rossum is cute, but a little weird looking.
When Kate Winslet is just talking and not acting, she sounds like a man.
I'm probably of the few, but I'm taking Penelope Cruz over Selma Hayek.
Hey. Jamie Foxx won. There's a shocker… Speaking of shockers, Clint Eastwood's mom is there. Flashback to 1993… Which would you have bet was more likely, that in 2005 the guy from In Living Color would be beating out Edward Scissorhands and the kid from Growing Pains for a Best Actor Oscar or that Clint's mom would still be alive?
Eminem has an Oscar. That girl from 90210 has two. Martin Scorsese = zero. I think I may win one before him.
I bet this is the last time we'll see Dustin Hoffman and Barbara Streisand hand out an award together.
Chris Rock could have been funnier, but I guess he's hampered by the lack of F-bombs so I'll live. Thank god for tivo. Never would have gotten through this without it.
